As
a small boy, the highlight of my week was a trip to the local cinema.
The building was little more than a block from the flats where I grew
up. Here, every Saturday afternoon a matinee affectionately called ‘The
Threepenny Rush’ took place.
It wasn’t a situation to be in if you were faint-hearted, with lots
of pushing and jostling for places. Among about two hundred urchin boys
and girls, we would wait patiently for the doors to open. No sooner did
they do so, than the rush would commence for the ticket office. Eddie
the Usher, tried his best to keep us in line but it was a battle, he fought
in vain.
With entry gained, the scramble began down the slanted floor to the wooden
seats on the right, which were known to one and all as ‘the woodeners’.
They were slippery and shiny and very difficult to sit still in. You normally
had to brace your feet on the seat in front to remain comfortable.
The building opened its doors for the first time in the 1850s and was
called ‘The Ancient Concert Rooms’. It closed its doors in
1885 and for almost a decade it became a gasworks. This company later
amalgamated with the Dublin Gas Company and moved lock, stock and barrel
to their new quarters in Macken/Pearse Street.
In 1904, John McCormack, years later the world-renowned Irish tenor, topped
the bill here in a benefit concert for a friend to help him out of the
many debts he was continually in. The poor friend who sang that night
was James Joyce. Rumour had it that McCormack paid for Joyce’s entrance
fee the following year.
Joyce had a light tenor voice that many found pleasing and those in the
know predicted that he would walk away with the gold medal of 1904. He
sailed effortlessly through the heats and the gold medal was within his
grasp.
The Italian judge was so impressed with him that he requested an encore.
The judge’s favourite musical piece was then handed to the bemused
singer.
Joyce could sight read music easily but he was very vain and did not wear
his glasses that day. The composition was too difficult to read. Had they
told him what the composition was he would have had no difficulty singing
the piece.
Joyce instead handed the music sheet back to a bemused judge and then
walked calmly from the stage. A special bronze medal was then presented
to him. According to Oliver St. John Gogarty in his memoirs, Joyce threw
the medal into the Liffey one night crossing the Ha’penny Bridge,
as they were returning home from ‘Monto’. Before he threw
it away he muttered: “Sure you wouldn’t get two bob for that
in a pawn shop”.
Critics of the day were not too kind on Joyce’s performance after
the concert. In a conversation with McCormack, the famous singer consoled
him. “Which would you rather be, the poor man’s John McCormack
or the first James Joyce? Do what you do best lad, write”.
An afternoon matinee at the Palace consisted of a ‘B’ picture,
sometimes a gangster film starring James Cagney, Humphrey Bogart of Edward
G. Robinson. These were among some of our favourites. There might be a
cowbow flick with the likes of Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, Randolph Scott
or Hopalong Cassidy.
My own particular favourite movies were anything with Errol Flynn. His
swashbuckling has never been equaled, even to this day. Moviemakers may
use special effects to make their films seem more gritty and realistic,
yet they bear little comparison to those I enjoyed as a boy.
The Palace was on the thoroughfare once named Brunswick and now called
Pearse Street. The building was left derelict for many years. It is now
undergoing remedial surgery and what will eventually emerge is a little
less certain until the present scaffolding is removed.
The Palace changed its name a few times down through the years: Ancient
Concert Rooms, Forum, Embassy and most recently the Academy but it will
always be the Palace to those who still lovingly remember it. Somewhere
within its tumbling walls the sound of childish laughter, cries of ‘look
behind you’ and sentimental tears must still resonate. For those
young at heart who may fondly recall the rare old Palace, it will not
be forgotten, at least, never in my lifetime.
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